Merch Store Coming Soon

Every purchase will help fund the legal fight against medical fraud and support victims of psychiatric abuse.

100% of profits go directly to legal costs and awareness campaigns.

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"13 Minutes โ‰  11 Hours" Tee

For when hospital math doesn't add up

$25

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"Diagnosed with Everything" Tee

11 disorders in 8 days - new record!

$25

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"Skill Tatoo" Tee

When the deputy can't spell but controls your life

$25

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ODD Pride Hoodie

Oppositional Defiant Disorder: Because questioning authority is apparently a disease

$45

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"$98 Million Reasons" Hoodie

Why hospitals love involuntary holds

$45

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"3 AM Scanner" Hat

Nothing good happens after 10 PM

$22

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"158 Days Late" Hat

When 15-day law is more like a suggestion

$22

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Morning "Meds" Mug

Coffee: The only drug I consent to

$15

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"Compliant AF" Mug

Unlike my 13-minute timeline

$15

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5150 Survivor Sticker Pack

Badge of honor, not shame (5 stickers)

$10

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"Math Matters" Sticker Set

13 minutes will never equal 11 hours

$10

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"Honk If You Can Spell Skull"

Higher standards than law enforcement

$8

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"I Can Run a Quarter Mile"

Therefore not "extremely intoxicated"

$8

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Rights Card Bottle Opener

Your rights on one side, bottle opener on the other

$12

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"Collect All 11" Card Opener

List of my diagnoses - open beers, not psychiatric wards

$12

Why Merch Matters

"Every shirt sold is a conversation started. Every conversation is a chance to save someone from what I went through. When you wear these messages, you're not just supporting my caseโ€”you're warning others that hospitals can turn concussions into conspiracies for profit."

- Pebble

Other Ways to Support

While our merch store is being set up, you can still support the fight against medical fraud and psychiatric abuse.

Learn How to Help Share the Evidence

"I'll help ya for a 12-pack and we'll figure it out together so you can help another and so on."